WARNING: This SUV May Cause Extreme Comfort, Envy, and Family Peace

Meet the SUV that does it all without asking for gas money:
The 2023 Jeep Grand Cherokee L Altitude 4WD in Silver Zynith (aka looks good in every parking lot).

Available NOW at Blaise Alexander GMC of Greater Hazleton, where the prices are low and the jokes are optional.

WHY YOULL LOVE IT

Seats 7 humans (or 5 humans + 2 dogs who think they're humans)
4WD for snow, rain, mud, and Pennsylvania roads in general
11,395 miles BELOW market average yes, it barely left the driveway
Clean CarFax no funny business, just funny ads

THE GOOD STUFF (AKA YES, IT HAS THAT)

3.6L V6 that moves like its late for work

Heated seats AND heated steering wheel (winter doesn't stand a chance)

Remote start (because going outside is overrated)

Wireless charging pad (finally, no cable arguments)

Uconnect 5 with 8.4" touchscreen (bigger than your phone, easier than your TV)

Gloss black Altitude package (because chrome is tired)

THIRD ROW INCLUDED

Perfect for:

Kids

Friends

In-laws

Or folding down for Costco runs you didn't plan on making

THE BEST PART?

Home of the Low Price Guarantee
Recent Arrival
Priced to move faster than your group chat gossip

Call now for your best price before:

Your neighbor buys it

Your spouse buys it

Or someone else reads this ad and laughs their way into it

Blaise Alexander GMC of Greater Hazleton
Where great vehicles meet great deals and occasionally great jokes.